Are you the worst parent?

Let’s ease into the short work week today with a little laughter. Take McSweeny’s quiz: Are you the worst fucking parent?

Here are a few of the questions as a preview:

Give yourself one point for each that applies:

You work full-time.

You stay home to raise the kids.

You didn’t give the kids enough freedom to play outside and now you have an asthmatic Bubble Boy.

You gave the kids too much freedom to play alone in the yard and now they call the woodchuck under the shed “Dad.”

Give yourself a break. There is no right answer or perfect parent. We’re all just doing the best we can.